therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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