No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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