Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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