Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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