Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just pee around me
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
