is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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