check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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