If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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