love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I faked an abortion last night.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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