i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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