After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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