Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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