They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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