Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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