what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
did you just send me my own nude
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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