I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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