I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Can Purell be used as lube?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Randomize
