How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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