Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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