That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You don't make any sense
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