I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so let's talk penis.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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