So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
