People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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