I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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