If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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