I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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