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I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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