he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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