dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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