worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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