my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
