i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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