Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
