Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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