But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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