Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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