Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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