it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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