We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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