also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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