I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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