Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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