I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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