Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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