Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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