No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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