Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize