Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
They have beer where we have blood.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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