Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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