fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
being pregnant is like rehab
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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