He disabled his match.com account in front of me
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I love having hate sex.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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