rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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